Hope Island (1999– )

Gina Stockdale: Ruby Vasquez

Quotes 

• Ruby Vasquez : Can't they fax it to you?

  Callie Pender : Not with the phone lines down. It's just like the "Olden Days".

  Nub Flanders : Yup. It's the '80s all over again.

• Ruby Vasquez : What do you mean you've got nothing else to do?

  Nub Flanders : Well, I'm in sort of a leave of absence.

  Ruby Vasquez : Oh, is that because Brewster's Estate is under water?

  Nub Flanders : Yeah. It's just temporary.

  Ruby Vasquez : Yeah. That's what they said about my tattoo.

• Ruby Vasquez : [upset that Daniel misplaced the winning lottery ticket]  Dare we ask what the good news is?

  Alex Stone : Well, the good news is that Zabar is going to hypnotize Daniel.

  Brian Brewster : [angry that Daniel misplaced the lottery ticket]  Oh, well! That's going to make me feel better, watching Daniel cluck like a chicken!

  Alex Stone : You, guys! Look, I was as upset as you are. But Zabar says that as soon as he hypnotizes Daniel, Daniel is going to remember where he put the ticket.

  [pause] 

  Alex Stone : And then he'll cluck like a chicken.

• Boris Obolenski : [teaching a dance class]  Must to find your midsection.

  Ruby Vasquez : I'm sorry, Boris. I lost my midsection years ago.

  Boris Obolenski : Boris will help you find it again.

  Ruby Vasquez : [in a seductive Russian accent]  Then, I'm all yours!