- Alex Stone: Don't do that, Daniel. Come on. Don't talk to me like a minister. Talk to me like a man.
- Daniel Cooper: Excuse me! Talk to me like a man? Like a man? Are you saying that because I'm a minister, I'm not a man?
- Alex Stone: [troubled by how her son will react to his father leaving] What I'm worried about is Dylan.
- Daniel Cooper: He'll be okay.
- Alex Stone: How do you know?
- Daniel Cooper: Because he has a fantastic mother. There's a lot of people on this island who care about him. We're all going to take good care of him.
- Alex Stone: Thank you. How do you know just the right things to say?
- Daniel Cooper: [smiles] Somedays I just get lucky.
- Boris Obolenski: [responding to Capt. Kangaroo in trivial pursuit] No KGB official would allow himself to be called "Kangaroo". No dignity to be named after a hopping animal.
- Boris Obolenski: [playing trivial pursuit] Okay, smart guy. What was the nickname of captain Ilyich Murlowski? The "Maniacal Mongoose"! How many points for that?
- Brian Brewster: [three men drooling over a car] The girl of my dreams. A 1958 El Dorado convertible. I've wanted one of these since I was 10 years old.
- Daniel Cooper: Did your dad have one?
- Brian Brewster: No. Next door neighbor Elmo Sapp. I dreamed one day that'd be me.
- Nub Flanders: You dreamed you'd be Elmo Sapp?
- Brian Brewster: Just think. Four days from now people will be calling me Mayor Brewster. Can't you just smell the victory in the air, Nub?
- Nub Flanders: [opening a crate of fish] Yeah. I smell something.
- Boris Obolenski: [coming to Molly's rescue in the kitchen] You leave cooking to Boris.
- Molly Brewster: [stressed out and exhausted] Wait. What? You're a chef?
- Boris Obolenski: Chef, artist, plumber, sword swallower. Now to finish salad. I will need garlic, dill and vodka.
- Molly Brewster: [confused] Okay. Wait! You put vodka in salad?
- Boris Obolenski: [escorting Molly out of the kitchen] I put vodka in Boris. Moosh! Moosh!
- Ruby Vasquez: Can't they fax it to you?
- Callie Pender: Not with the phone lines down. It's just like the "Olden Days".
- Nub Flanders: Yup. It's the '80s all over again.
- Ruby Vasquez: What do you mean you've got nothing else to do?
- Nub Flanders: Well, I'm in sort of a leave of absence.
- Ruby Vasquez: Oh, is that because Brewster's Estate is under water?
- Nub Flanders: Yeah. It's just temporary.
- Ruby Vasquez: Yeah. That's what they said about my tattoo.
- Ruby Vasquez: [upset that Daniel misplaced the winning lottery ticket] Dare we ask what the good news is?
- Alex Stone: Well, the good news is that Zabar is going to hypnotize Daniel.
- Brian Brewster: [angry that Daniel misplaced the lottery ticket] Oh, well! That's going to make me feel better, watching Daniel cluck like a chicken!
- Alex Stone: You, guys! Look, I was as upset as you are. But Zabar says that as soon as he hypnotizes Daniel, Daniel is going to remember where he put the ticket.
- [pause]
- Alex Stone: And then he'll cluck like a chicken.
- Alex Stone: [whispers nervously] Daniel just, uh, asked me over for dinner.
- Molly Brewster: [surprised] Dinner?
- Alex Stone: Mm-hmm.
- Molly Brewster: [smiling] That's a first.
- Alex Stone: He said to come over there by 5:30.
- Molly Brewster: How come so early?
- Alex Stone: I don't know, but he said, that way we'll have plenty of time.
- Molly Brewster: To do what?
- Alex Stone: [blushing] I don't know, but apparently we're going to have plenty of time for it.
- Molly Brewster: [smiles approvingly] Aha.
- Father Mac: [discussing the vandalism against Daniel's church] I hear this was Cory's handiwork. That's what landed him in the hoosegow.
- Daniel Cooper: The what?
- Father Mac: The slammer. The clink. Up the river. Doesn't anybody watch old gangster films anymore?
- Bonita Vasquez: [counseling Roy on his alcoholism] We can just sit here in silence if you like, Roy. I just want you to know I'm here.
- Roy: What? You mean we can just sit here the whole session and say nothing?
- Bonita Vasquez: Uh-huh.
- Roy: Good!
- Daniel Cooper: [frustrated at Roy's stubbornness] Roy...
- Bonita Vasquez: No, Daniel. Silence is fine for today.
- Daniel Cooper: [sensing Kevin's apprehension regarding dancing with Molly] Kevin, do you not like to dance, or do you...
- Kevin Mitchum: Stink? Oh, yeah! I waaaay stink.
- Molly Brewster: [excitedly presenting Kevin with his new pair of dancing shoes] Look what I got for you! They're supposed to be the best. The soles won't slip or slide. So they'll help you grip the floor when we do aerials. Hmmmm.
- Kevin Mitchum: [trembling in fear] Aerials?
- Boris Obolenski: [teaching a dance class] Must to find your midsection.
- Ruby Vasquez: I'm sorry, Boris. I lost my midsection years ago.
- Boris Obolenski: Boris will help you find it again.
- Ruby Vasquez: [in a seductive Russian accent] Then, I'm all yours!
- Daniel Cooper: [asking how Alex is helping Callie overcome her fear of meeting her "internet Romeo"] What did you say to her?
- Alex Stone: I just told her that if she lied to him, he probably lied to her too. I mean, think about it - 6'3", Rhodes Scholar, Olympic skier? He's albino. He's a dwarf.
- Alex Stone: [very frustrated] Oh, you drive me crazy sometimes!
- Daniel Cooper: [softly] The feeling's mutual.