Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 1993 (Video 1992) Poster

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Sweet Surprise
refinedsugar26 August 2024
Take one of their biggest (no pun intended), most popular Playmates and mix in a bunch of other wonderful names and you have a recipe for success. '1993 Calendar' doesn't change the formula, but it continues to work. The only thing I don't get is the runtime. 80's, 90's entries went full 60 mins. Later bumped up to 80 or 90 mins. Yet only 55 mins here. Playboy couldn't squeeze out another 5 mins from these lovelies?

"January" is Vicki Smith (aka Anna Nicole) - May 92, PMOTY 1993 - who started by using her real name. Scene of her at a country bar line dancing, stripping from a costume isn't new to me, but still packs a punch. Reminds you how attractive she was at her peak. A second scene of her in a vest, chaps at a campfire remains hot too (4.5 mins). "February" is Angela Melini - Jun 1992 - in different shots / clothes, playing baseball. It settles down to her primarily getting out of a grey dress, but there's also upskirt flashes from a red dress. Second scene plays up her Asian roots including the way she's dressed, hair done, background scenery. She looks fantastic and the nude visuals deliver nicely (4 mins).

"March" is Tanya Beyer - Feb 1992 - who starts & ends in a bright orange dress, but in between comes shots of her in a black dress. Really the action doesn't start until she's shown completely naked next to an indoor pool. Then shots are intercut with her getting out of the black dress briefly. Tanya on a lounger in the backyard of a mansion keeps the changing clothes component, but thankfully gives more of the naked visuals you crave (4 mins). "April" is Cheryl Bachman - Oct 1991 - and has a undeniable exotic look you notice from the pictorial they use to highlight her down to her in motion. In a silky red piece of lingerie which is off quick enough the good views are consistent. A closeup of her butt, boobs from overhead stand out, but honestly the whole segment is great. Various views outdoors follow whenever in a dress, silver bikini, in a bathtub. A shot of pouring water down her boobs from a jug stand out, but so do many others. Great stuff from a Playmate I wasn't familiar with before (4.5 mins).

"May" is Cady Cantrell - Apr 1992 - who delivers outdoors on a bridge over water in white lingerie or in a boat topless in a dress. The poses are simple, but Cady looks hot. Her in a bustier on a pink lit set as she rotates around is nice too. Yeah the minimal lighting sometimes obscures a better view, but it's also erotic (5 mins). "June" is Corinna Harney - Aug 1991, PMOTY 1992 - wasting no time being shown off. Flavorful shot of her butt in thong bottoms before those come off and more than a few completely naked. A dancing concept gets introduced with a male partner, but it's the solo shots you'll like. I don't know if it was the director's wishes, but her butt gets shown off a ton (I ain't complaining). Now outdoors in a desert setting she's naked from the start. Standing, laying down she looks fantastic and at one point her butt, boobs are oiled up. Lovely stuff all around (5 mins).

"July" is Wendy Kaye - Jul 1991 - who talks about loving summer. Quickly the focus is on her getting naked at a beach. Thong bikini bottoms, getting splashed by the waves amongst other shots. Then inside an abandoned building she goes between fully nude in shots to wearing red lingerie. However it doesn't last long a night time scene with either only a chain vest on her chest or nothing at all. The good news is you see plenty of her naked (4.5 mins). "August" is Samantha Dorman - Sept 1991 - a pretty brunette with big hair. They show her running in slow-mo allowing for a quick moment of bouncing joy (they know their audience). Then it's topless in a field, on a swing clothed or nude. Then in a bustier next to a fireplace. It cuts between here and her completely nude standing or on a bed which left me pretty happy (4.5 mins).

"September" is Suzi Simpson - Jan 1992 - looking sexy, dancing up a storm in only a loincloth in a cave to start. Soon it's topless and then fully nude. Laying on her side, on all fours - the usual poses get checked off. Now inside a mansion Suzi poses, shown in and out of white lingerie. Amount of good shots has gone way down though (3.5 mins). "October" is Wendy Hamilton - Dec 1991 - who plays up her Detroit origins in a car garage segment that delivers nicely. Wendy looks good in her various clothes, greasy or fully nude. Then she's on a balcony in blue lingerie with her hair down. Plenty of yummy shots focus on her trimmed bush. It doesn't go super long though before she's getting out a black coat and then out of her matching bra, panties below. Unfortunately they choose to bounce B&W images from a vintage movie off her body which ruins the naked visuals in my book (4.5 mins).

"November" is Tylyn John - Mar 1992 - straight to motorbike riding on a set. Tylyn is a hot lady, but I felt most of this scene didn't do much. Only when they let loose with the rain machine and she gets all wet in shots does this approach warm. Her in & out of different dresses next has moments, but jumps around. Pulling off a thong as she spins around was a nice visual though and there's a lingering shot of her laying out (3.5 mins). "December" is Tonja Christensen - Nov 1991 - posing up against hay bails or swinging on a tire swing inside a barn. From lingerie to fully nude per usual, but it's music that keeps the scene at a high point. Posing inside a house in & out of lingerie comes next and stays mostly at the topless level (4 mins).

In a lot of ways '1993 Calendar' is Playboy's standard experience. I was surprised by some ladies, scenes while known names brought it from the start. Issues of momentum, hotness pop up on route to the finish, but the whole thing is more than watchable. Many sexy naked ladies to turn you on and no real ugly parts to talk of. That's the bottom line.
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A sixties ballad speaks
Gary-1619 December 2000
JAN:

You talk like Melanie Griffith And you dance like a drunken bear Your clothes would embarrass a Texan Ain't no diamond and I weep in despair, yes I do

FEB:

You live in a fantasy apartment Your dad is a Vietnam vet Where he listened to Rolling Stones records Met your mum, came back over here, you say he did

MAR:

You go to the mansion parties Where you talk to some god-awful geek And the old men with eyes in baggy circles Check your chest, don't hear when you speak, yes they do

APR:

I've seen all your qualifications You got them, you saucy one And the panting you don't hear me do, so I'll just keep going on and on, yes I will

MAY:

You take off your clothes on location You've got a cute set of pins You don't need a designer topless swimsuit You'll get an even sunburn, on your back, and on your legs

JUN:

And when the lights burn you're found in a tiz By the others of the film set When you strip I become randy But I'll never get your lips wet, no I won't

JUL:

You're in between thirty and forty Never acted your age Your body is no longer exciting But you're at that pay-bill stage, yes you are, yes you are

AUG:

You put on such airs and graces You look like Genghis Khan I'd rather have a race horse for Christmas It'll be a lot more fun, I won't barf, ha ha ha

SEP:

They say that when you get married It'll be to a millionaire Like Miss January, from Texas she came from And I wonder if I really care, yes I do, damn

OCT:

So Detroit has no shortage of nipples Two items looking like bags Both touched by a plastic surgeon To stop them from starting to sag, he tried

NOV:

So look inside the next Marie Claire Tells women just who they are But they won't stay young forever In this video there's no old age scars, cellulite, dyed hair do

DEC:

I know where you go to, my playmate I don't care what's inside your head I know about losers that surround you Cause I want to climb inside your bed

Do-do-do-da-da....(Just count yourself lucky it wasn't Rod McKuen)
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