Orgazmo (1997)
Trey Parker: Joe Young, Orgazmo
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Quotes
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young : Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy : Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Joe Young : Thanks.
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Joe Young : They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa : A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young : Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa : Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young : No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
Lisa : Wow!
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Maxxx Orbison : Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
Joe Young : How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
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[Joe is introduced to the young actresses he'll be co-starring with]
Joe Young : Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison : Say what?
Joe Young : What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison : The Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young : I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison : But they're the Assfuck Twins.
Joe Young : Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison : No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young : Well, that's pretty naughty.
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Ben Chapelski : Jesus!
Joe Young : Where?
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Joe Young : I am a bad, bad Mormon!
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Joe Young : You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress : They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young : DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress : Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy : HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress : [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.
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Joe Young : I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.
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Joe Young : But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
Ben Chapelski : Who?
Joe Young : You.
Ben Chapelski : ...What?
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Joe Young : We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady : Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young : That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady : Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
Joe Young : Ma'am?
Old Lady : You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.
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[Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]
Ben Chapelski : Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!
Joe Young : One more time for Jesus.
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
Joe Young : Who's Geddy Lee?
Dave the Lighting Guy : Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
Everybody : Geddy Lee!
[Dave snaps photo]
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Joe Young : Ben, superheroes that pray together stay together.
Ben Chapelski : Aw, what the fuck!
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T-Rex : Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck.
Orgazmo : Huh?
T-Rex : You want me on top?
Orgazmo : Uh... NO! I'll be on top!
T-Rex : You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!
Maxxx Orbison : Aaaand... action!
[T-Rex throws Orgazmo down and starts dry humping him]
T-Rex : Oh! Come on nah! Come on nah! You make me so hot nah! You make me so hot!
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Joe Young : Ben, use your hamster style!
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[Joe rescues Lisa, who is bound and gagged]
Joe Young : Lisa, are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Lisa : Mmmph! Mmmph!
Joe Young : Oh, I'm sorry. Here.
[Joe rips off the adhesive tape off Lisa's mouth]
Lisa : OWWWW!
Joe Young : Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry! What were you trying to say?
Lisa : Don't pull the tape off my mouth.