Orgazmo (1997)
Matt Stone: Dave the Lighting Guy
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Quotes
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Dave the Lighting Guy : I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young : Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy : Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
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Dave the Lightning Guy : [to Joe] I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
Joe Young : Thanks.
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Joe Young : You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress : They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young : DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress : Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy : HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress : [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.
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Dave the Lighting Guy : [as Joe is about to film his first scene] Lights are on and stable captain. WOO-HOO, let's see some fuckin' action!
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Dave the Lighting Guy : Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
Joe Young : Who's Geddy Lee?
Dave the Lighting Guy : Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
Everybody : Geddy Lee!
[Dave snaps photo]
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Maxxx Orbison : Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking...
Dave the Lighting Guy : Yeah! SUCK THAT COCK!
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[a nude mariachi band is playing at Maxxx Orbison's party]
Dave the Lighting Guy : These guys kind of sound like Depeche Mode!
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Maxxx Orbison : Okay people, let's go! Lights on!
Dave the Lighting Guy : Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
Maxxx Orbison : Dave?
Dave the Lighting Guy : Yeah?
Maxxx Orbison : Calm down.
Dave the Lighting Guy : Right. Sorry.
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Dave the Lighting Guy : That's some hot shit right there!
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Dave the Lighting Guy : My name's Dave.
Sancho : I am Sancho. Don't mean to sound like queer, but I find fire very romantic.
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[repeated line]
Dave the Lighting Guy : I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but...