Bernard and the Genie (TV Movie 1991) Poster

(1991 TV Movie)

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Sex & Nudity

  • A bedside table is littered with contraceptive wrappers.
  • An unmarried couple is shown in bed together multiple times, the man shirtless and the woman in various apparel, including a bra and a robe.
  • Intimacy is implied (once with some noise), though not explicitly shown. No nudity.
  • A woman unwraps a present containing skimpy lingerie and holds it up against herself as two men watch.
  • A woman says a man gets so many girlfriends "because he's so good in bed."
  • One unmarried couple has been living together, but the woman then moves in with a different man.
  • A man says the phrase, "Please castrate me."
  • A man says, "My ears want to mate with this music and have its children."
  • A man says, "Mate me with a mango," and begins thrusting his pelvis while dancing.
  • A man states that a woman in a movie had breasts 60 feet high. He later says he wants to go back and "check out those 60-foot breasts again."
  • Thinking a woman making milkshakes is "cute," a man says, "If she shakes her booty the way she shakes her milk..."
  • A man tells a woman his friend is "very fertile."
  • While being arrested and searched a man repeatedly comments it is "kinky."
  • A man says, "The only girlfriend I'll get now will be six foot two with a full beard."
  • A man is repeatedly seen shirtless while bathing.
  • A man states he is "as happy as Michelle Pfeiffer's underpants."
  • A man says he could "snog every babe..."
  • Someone threatens to falsely accuse his employee of sexual harassment, then dictates a message stating his secretary "looks distinctly harassed ... sexually." (Timestamp ~5:20-6:09)
  • The elevator man offers help, saying, "I'll be up there faster than a poker up a pervert." (Timestamp 14:22)
  • A man in a hospital is told that his injuries include "a severely-singed testicle." (Timestamp 13:31)
  • A man asks a genie, "And how do large transvestites get inside lamps these days?" (Timestamp 17:31)
  • A couple in bed discuss someone else's "sexual skills", including some innuendo. (Timestamp 19:19 )
  • One man tells another, "All we have to do is sex you up a bit," and talks about making him more "sexy" as they try to get a woman to like him. (Timestamp 36:07)

Violence & Gore

  • A man talks about a poorly-executed knife-throwing routine where the knife went through someone's throat.
  • A man says he had a friend who "had both is legs blown off."
  • A man with a scimitar tries repeatedly to kill another man when they first meet.
  • A man kills someone with a scimitar (no blood at this point; scene looks more like he got hit with a stick).
  • A corpse is seen propped up in an elevator, and blood begins to leak from side of his mouth.
  • A man states that in the past he was arrested for murder, and discusses some grisly details.
  • Someone states there are "three witness who saw him clubbing his victim to death."
  • The genie cuts his hand while playing "air guitar" on his scimitar, and blood is seen as he screams briefly.
  • Right after a boy asks a genie for a wish, he's shown next to a stroller containing his baby sister. Next the stroller's shown from behind, and inside it there's a fireworks-type of explosion.
  • During an arrest two officers aim their guns very close to man's head.

Profanity

  • a**, b*stard, blo*dy, bloomin' (mild British swear word), b*gger (as in, b*gger off), d***, G**, h***, L***

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

  • A man asks "Have you just injected LSD into my bottom?"
  • Cigarettes are smoked; one is shown sitting lit in an ashtray.
  • Alcoholic drinks are drunk; a champagne bottle is opened.
  • It's implied that a person drank too much in the past, and he says he was "completely legless."
  • A drug ring is mentioned, and marijuana. Marijuana "plant" jokes are made, and a woman asks why the drugs were never shared with her.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

Spoilers

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Sex & Nudity

  • A man says he just found out his fiancee was sleeping with his best friend.

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