Me and Him (1988)
Mark Linn-Baker: Him
Quotes
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[Bert and Annette start making out]
Him (voice) : Bert, she's gonna know I've been somewhere else.
Bert Uttanzi : You can't, you can't do this to me.
Annette Uttanzi : [laughs] Oh, yes I can.
Him (voice) : I'm unclean, Bert.
Bert Uttanzi : Annette, please.
Him (voice) : I'd hate to be you right now.
Annette Uttanzi : Bert, what is it?
Him (voice) : She'll know right away.
Bert Uttanzi : I just, I just can't.
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Bert Uttanzi : You're outta control!
Him (voice) : I'm sorry.
Bert Uttanzi : Did you say something, Judas?
Him (voice) : Oh, Bert.
Bert Uttanzi : Judas Peniscariot!
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Him (voice) : What is happening to you? These are the fantasies of a eunuch.