The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Kate Howard: Carla

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Quotes 

• Lady Holiday : Carla, the neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think?

  Carla : I rather like the effect.

  Lady Holiday : You like looking like an ostrich?

  Carla : [miffed]  Of course not, Lady Holiday.

  Lady Holiday : And Marla. Too many frills and furbelows, I don't think we should strive for the fan-tailed pigeon look, do you? And you, Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose, like the folds on a turkey's neck. Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes?

  [sitting down with a heavy sigh] 

  Lady Holiday : I *must* be getting senile.

  [she presses a button on her desk] 

  Voice over intercom : Yes, Lady Holiday?

  Lady Holiday : We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow, all my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals.

  Miss Piggy : Ahem!

  Lady Holiday : Good heavens, who are you?

  Miss Piggy : My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model!

  Lady Holiday : Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed.