We're Not Married! (1952)

Fred Allen: Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn

Quotes 

• Ramona Gladwyn : Ready, White Fang?

  Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : Ready, Panther Girl.

• Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : If we're married by tomorrow, we have a chance at a top radio program. It's a breakfast show. And we'll be a fine, wholesome, young American couple having a bit of good, clean, nauseating fun over the bacon and eggs every morning. However revolting this may appear to you it means a very pretty penny to Miss, uh, Goody Two-Shoes and to me.

• Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : I think I'd rather have it handled by somebody who's already up on the part. Wouldn't you, doll baby?

• Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : When the revolution comes, Mr. Graves, the first blow struck will be against radio programs that mention more than 25 sponsors during the first 10 minutes.

• Ramona Gladwyn : Oh, it's like a beautiful dream come true.

  Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : It's like sweet bells across the countryside at twilight.

• Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : You can't kid me. With all this muck we're peddling, Mrs. Gruesome and I are gonna end up in an electric love seat yet.

• Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : I ask for very little on this program. Simply that Mrs. Gladwyn drop dead.

• Ramona Gladwyn : What a glorious day it is, to be sure.

  Steven S. 'Steve' Gladwyn : If there were birds this high, they'd be singing away like a choir of Mario Lanzas!