Actress Moira Cue is crying and upset because tabloid blogger Perez Hilton insulted her film, that her manager insisted would be 'high' art. Tabloid star and actress Phoebe Price arrives, consoling her, telling her not to worry about what others think, especially haters and critics. The two then discuss an article in the magazine "The Trumpet," which states that "unless we change our evil ways, we will end life on Earth, and how it is our duty to travel to other planets. Moira Cue and Phoebe Price then discuss Phoebe's invitations to travel to Mars, to colonize the red planet, in which she plans to breed a 'flawless generation' of redheads!