This movie hits two lows -- it's got to be both the worst sex comedy and worst sex sci fi all rolled into one.
The three so-called vampires from Venus have hot bodies with giant implants the size of Ethiopia, but oddly, I didn't even recognize Michelle Bauer as one of them!
The acting also hits a new low.
So does the annoying music that is a complete distraction.
Needless to say, the direction is just the pits.
And then there's the title. Vampire Vixens? They don't seem to be Vampires at all. The endowed babes put some sort of electrical device on a guy's head and it appears that his innards get sucked out until he turns into something that looks like a pretty big raisin.
Then they dump them, but the raisin is still moving after they are found so is he still alive in some way?
I was going to shut this off because it was so bad but then I realized that Charlie Callas was in it so I waited. What on earth was he doing in this movie? Needed the money, or had to do a favor for Vito? If you're not watching carefully, you'll miss him.
The three so-called vampires from Venus have hot bodies with giant implants the size of Ethiopia, but oddly, I didn't even recognize Michelle Bauer as one of them!
The acting also hits a new low.
So does the annoying music that is a complete distraction.
Needless to say, the direction is just the pits.
And then there's the title. Vampire Vixens? They don't seem to be Vampires at all. The endowed babes put some sort of electrical device on a guy's head and it appears that his innards get sucked out until he turns into something that looks like a pretty big raisin.
Then they dump them, but the raisin is still moving after they are found so is he still alive in some way?
I was going to shut this off because it was so bad but then I realized that Charlie Callas was in it so I waited. What on earth was he doing in this movie? Needed the money, or had to do a favor for Vito? If you're not watching carefully, you'll miss him.