I read the premise for this movie on one of the free streaming services and thought it sounded pretty good so I gave it a shot. I knew I was in for a dog when the opening credits listed Eric Roberts as one of the stars! If you're fan of streaming free horror movies, like me, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting an Eric Roberts movie. You may not know this, but Mr. Roberts is now the most credited actor in IMDB history with almost 800 credits. Heck, he has over 45 credits this year and it's only March!! This movie lacks good writing, good acting, good lighting, I could go on. The lines are delivered with zero feeling and droning monotone and timing between the actors in delivering the lines is atrocious. Kim Poirier does an "okay" job as Robert's daughter, but even she can't save this pile of doodoo. I was fast forwarding through the end of the movie when I came upon some outtakes so I stopped to watch them and was shocked that even the outtakes were painful to watch. I mean really, have you ever watched outtakes that you didn't laugh at eve a little? Avoid this one.
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