So I love a bad, cheesy movie as much as anyone (think Llamageddon, Sharknado, etc.) and I've suffered through quite a number of them. But this isn't even high school AV level material.
The 2 lead characters spend almost 30 minutes roaming through abandoned buildings in the desert, to an ear-bleedingly painful soundtrack (or rather, screech-track). Then one disappears and the other just leaves!!
The entire script is probably no more than 10 pages, delivered in complete deadpan. And I thought "My Dinner with Andre" was dreadfully slow...
The female lead has shifty eyes that roam all over the place, screaming "Dear God what did I sign up for!!!"
If you want something to help you sleep, this movie will do it in less than 15 minutes!
The 2 lead characters spend almost 30 minutes roaming through abandoned buildings in the desert, to an ear-bleedingly painful soundtrack (or rather, screech-track). Then one disappears and the other just leaves!!
The entire script is probably no more than 10 pages, delivered in complete deadpan. And I thought "My Dinner with Andre" was dreadfully slow...
The female lead has shifty eyes that roam all over the place, screaming "Dear God what did I sign up for!!!"
If you want something to help you sleep, this movie will do it in less than 15 minutes!