I'm in the middle of the woods, a dirty kid pilfers my backpack so I'm doing to yell at her and ignore the plight of her situation because I'm so sad my idiot daughter couldn't look while crossing a road and apparently though it's well known that I can get hung up at work, I was the sole person able to offer transport therefore I should off myself...but maybe not yet.
Oh look, she followed me. Guess she can sleep outside while I sleep in the tent. That makes sense.
Let's not leave the woods and get her help. I too sad. I still might kill myself but this time while she sleeps beside me. Guess I am a terrible person to think it wouldn't be a big deal for her to awake next to my headless body.
No problem that she's mute, I learned sign language when I was a kid. There will be no gaps in my knowledge in this regard because it's cuter this way.
Oh, her mom was murdered by her dad. Definitely just keep chilling in the woods.
Oh, a distant gun shot. Let's keep chilling in the woods.
Hey I know, I'm going to home alone this place instead. I really am a moron. But it's all good because they people chasing us are the same caricatures from that movie. Every one knows all criminals are laughable dumb.
Oh, she speaks. Oh, she has horrible delivery. Let's have her go back to being mute.
Good thing they only choked me out a bit and didn't use that gun to double tap my ass. This really is a battle of morons.
I now awake for the final round. Redemption!
I attack like ninja! Silently taking out three. The cocking of my rifle being the only thing that alerts the final nemesis.
He is so slow on the draw I can kick up a gun from the ground, load it and shoot before he has fully raised his weapon.
Was I cocking an empty rifle before, who cares?
I am redeemed!
Oh look, she followed me. Guess she can sleep outside while I sleep in the tent. That makes sense.
Let's not leave the woods and get her help. I too sad. I still might kill myself but this time while she sleeps beside me. Guess I am a terrible person to think it wouldn't be a big deal for her to awake next to my headless body.
No problem that she's mute, I learned sign language when I was a kid. There will be no gaps in my knowledge in this regard because it's cuter this way.
Oh, her mom was murdered by her dad. Definitely just keep chilling in the woods.
Oh, a distant gun shot. Let's keep chilling in the woods.
Hey I know, I'm going to home alone this place instead. I really am a moron. But it's all good because they people chasing us are the same caricatures from that movie. Every one knows all criminals are laughable dumb.
Oh, she speaks. Oh, she has horrible delivery. Let's have her go back to being mute.
Good thing they only choked me out a bit and didn't use that gun to double tap my ass. This really is a battle of morons.
I now awake for the final round. Redemption!
I attack like ninja! Silently taking out three. The cocking of my rifle being the only thing that alerts the final nemesis.
He is so slow on the draw I can kick up a gun from the ground, load it and shoot before he has fully raised his weapon.
Was I cocking an empty rifle before, who cares?
I am redeemed!