The Riverbank (2012)
1/10
Flies on a Light Bulb flick.
13 November 2023
This is about as enthralling as watching two flies making out on a light bulb on a Sunday night.

I'm three quarters of the way through this film and I'm starting to feel like I've lived in this one horse town all my life. It's like sitting in an old ladies knitting circle listening to gossip that isn't worth listening to. All I need is for some dork like Tom Hanks to appear in a cameo role.

There's nothing to grip the imagination at all. There's no new twist in the tale because no one in the movie reveals anything at all. They should have called this 'Idle Gossip' or 'Going Nowhere. I'll give it 5 out of 964 billion.
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