Someone must have made a joke about what would happen if a sloth was a blood thirsty murderer and unfortunately had the money to turn it into a movie. Bad movies are usually so bad that they're funny or they are self aware and they make a bad movie well. This movie does neither. This movie genuinely comes off as something that was written for a junior high creative writing contest. It has no redeemable qualities. It isn't funny, it isn't scary, the story delivers no satisfying resolution, and there are no likable characters. At least ten people die and no one notices throughout the entire move. The one character that should have been killed by the sloth survived, and continually screws over the main characters while getting no redemption or turn around. I will never watch it again and I will tell everyone I know to save themselves a long and excruciating 90 minutes. I love when movies are silly, goofy, or just plain dumb, but they still need to be enjoyable, and this was not.
Review of Slotherhouse
Slotherhouse
(2023)
A comedic slasher/horror that isn't funny, gory, or scary.
24 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers