I made an account to review this movie. I look for bad movies because they are sometimes funny, like the Amazing bulk for example. I watch a lot of bad movies, so when i saw that this is the lowest rated action movie on IMDB I had to watch. Man alive it was bad even by Food Fight standards.
The Dialogue of the movie is way to quiet and UN-intelligible, cant stress that enough. Movie would be waaay better if I could hear what was said.
CGI is terrible, like still images on top of irl footage.
The main character pauses for like a solid 5 seconds between each sentence or sometimes one word at a time. And it makes the movie feel slow. Like a turtles pace.
Like he will say, "Troy is no more!" (15 second pause) "Troy is no more!" every line in the movie is like that, or its one incredibly long unbroken sentence. Mumbled so you cant understand what was said.
Its not really funny, could be "good" if you watch it at like 2 or 3 times speed. To account for the half of the movie that is dead silence.
Their is a scene in the movie that goes on for 20 minutes, that is a man ranting to the gods in front of a campfire. There is a lot of drone footage of landscapes with music or incomprehensible dialogue over it. Their is a scene in the movie when he films himself standing near the shore, filming his foot touching the water. That goes on for a solid 4 or 5 minutes.
The closest thing that this movies has to action is. An image of a sword pointed at a god or something which is also an image. They are moving tho, like how you would wiggle one picture on top of another in photoshop. He also threw a seashell into the ocean two times.
Over all I would say that this movie is slightly better than staring at a wall for an hour, however if that wall had paint drying on it, The move would have some serious competition.
TLDR; terrible movie, worst ever made, not even so bad is good.
The Dialogue of the movie is way to quiet and UN-intelligible, cant stress that enough. Movie would be waaay better if I could hear what was said.
CGI is terrible, like still images on top of irl footage.
The main character pauses for like a solid 5 seconds between each sentence or sometimes one word at a time. And it makes the movie feel slow. Like a turtles pace.
Like he will say, "Troy is no more!" (15 second pause) "Troy is no more!" every line in the movie is like that, or its one incredibly long unbroken sentence. Mumbled so you cant understand what was said.
Its not really funny, could be "good" if you watch it at like 2 or 3 times speed. To account for the half of the movie that is dead silence.
Their is a scene in the movie that goes on for 20 minutes, that is a man ranting to the gods in front of a campfire. There is a lot of drone footage of landscapes with music or incomprehensible dialogue over it. Their is a scene in the movie when he films himself standing near the shore, filming his foot touching the water. That goes on for a solid 4 or 5 minutes.
The closest thing that this movies has to action is. An image of a sword pointed at a god or something which is also an image. They are moving tho, like how you would wiggle one picture on top of another in photoshop. He also threw a seashell into the ocean two times.
Over all I would say that this movie is slightly better than staring at a wall for an hour, however if that wall had paint drying on it, The move would have some serious competition.
TLDR; terrible movie, worst ever made, not even so bad is good.