Review of Malena

Malena (2000)
4/10
Interesting, Malena is super hot, the location is odd...
2 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
First of all... Melena is ridiculously hot... a serious 10/10 classy woman. So, for her, I give this 3/10... 1 more for the story.

It could be just my own location in the world but one of the strange things I found about this film is how people act. Is this how they act over in Europe or Italy back in the era this is trying to portray?

The way the father slaps people around, the way the father handles punishment is so silly... it's just very strange from someone who was brought up in a civilized world from the 70's onward... maybe this is how the world was back then?!?!?!

I find it very odd. Also, the females and the males in this movie are barely a 2/10 in looks... maybe that was done on purpose to make Melena stand out even more but, wow, no wonder the guys fawned over Melena...

We have a classy gorgeous sexy woman standing amongst a field of ugly... no wonder the females all hated her...

The way the men all gawked and made up stuff about her and any dealings with her... was quite sad to behold...

Also, gross and disgusting is the way the men kiss her hand and get as much contact time with her as possible while watching to see if the other men are looking on...

Gross... I expected her to pull her hand away from all the slime...

Overall, an "ok"'ish movie...

I'm happy the kid did the right thing in the end...
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