Read in the voice of Stephan from SNL. This kaiju monster movie has everything. A buff kaiju with big teeth and no neck, a small good guy gooey turtle alien with an Italian accent, a Skeletor ordered off Temu, and a biker wearing a Farrah Fawcett wig. The city of empty buildings is leveled as the good aliens I think from Galaxy Quest, try to take out Kraa by hitting him with the Death Star they got off Wish. The men in black are all here for the party with their assorted types of facial hair. You will gasp as they attempt to take Kraa out with the middle launcher they built with an erector set. The one crew member tries to stop Kraa with her migraine power while the other crew member pressed the grommets on Gene Simmons belt. The resulting ray beam hits Kraa right in the nipple. They definitely set it up for a sequel. I hope they make 10 more movies like this. I probably won't watch any of them, but I hope they make them. Only complaint was that we kept waiting for it to become a porno but that never happened.
Review of Kraa! The Sea Monster
