Right, well with a title such as "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle", I must admit that I was expecting that I would be in for something hilarious. And the movie was labeled as a comedy, so I figured, why not?
I had never actually heard about this 1990 movie prior to stumbling upon it here in 2023 by random luck. And with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course the movie was given a fair chance.
Writers Mycal Miller and John Wolskel, however, failed to conjure up a script and storyline that entertained me. I found nothing entertaining about the script and narrative. And even with Neil Morrissey in the leading role, the movie was a bust. There was nothing funny throughout the course of the movie, making it a rather monotonous affair to sit through.
The acting performances in the movie were mostly corny and campy. But it was actually fun to watch Neil Morrissey in the leading role, and he was the thing that somewhat kept the movie afloat.
Visually then "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" wasn't particularly impressive. There weren't really anything extraordinary to behold on the screen.
"I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" was a swing and a miss, and it is not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on.
My rating of director Dirk Campbell's 1990 movie "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" lands on a three out of ten stars.
I had never actually heard about this 1990 movie prior to stumbling upon it here in 2023 by random luck. And with it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, of course the movie was given a fair chance.
Writers Mycal Miller and John Wolskel, however, failed to conjure up a script and storyline that entertained me. I found nothing entertaining about the script and narrative. And even with Neil Morrissey in the leading role, the movie was a bust. There was nothing funny throughout the course of the movie, making it a rather monotonous affair to sit through.
The acting performances in the movie were mostly corny and campy. But it was actually fun to watch Neil Morrissey in the leading role, and he was the thing that somewhat kept the movie afloat.
Visually then "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" wasn't particularly impressive. There weren't really anything extraordinary to behold on the screen.
"I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" was a swing and a miss, and it is not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on.
My rating of director Dirk Campbell's 1990 movie "I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle" lands on a three out of ten stars.