Beats me how they manage to raise the money to make films like this, it really does.
Most of the characters are supposed to be yanks, but that changes by the sentence.
The family settled in Scotland in the 1800s, but inexplicably don't even speak with a Scottish accent.
There's the token macho tough guy, who just has to display his oiled up biceps at all times, despite this being Scotland, and my god does it get cold up there!
There's also the preposterous storyline involving drinking blood to prolong life.
The heroine, an extremely scrawny and emaciated lady, somehow has superhuman strength.
For all these reasons this just ain't worth your time.
Most of the characters are supposed to be yanks, but that changes by the sentence.
The family settled in Scotland in the 1800s, but inexplicably don't even speak with a Scottish accent.
There's the token macho tough guy, who just has to display his oiled up biceps at all times, despite this being Scotland, and my god does it get cold up there!
There's also the preposterous storyline involving drinking blood to prolong life.
The heroine, an extremely scrawny and emaciated lady, somehow has superhuman strength.
For all these reasons this just ain't worth your time.