2/10
Wish I would have read all of the reviews
17 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I am so upset that we just spent $6.99 to watch this movie, as it was rated 8+ stars out of 10. WHAT? On THIS movie??? I think not. The only reason I gave it two stars instead of one is because it looks like some of the actors really tried. It was completely disjointed, undeveloped and the effects look like something from 1980's Tales from the Dark Side or some '80's made-for-TV movie or mini-series. I really tried to give it a chance, but I think the real kicker was with the Malachi character who came in looking like Ben Afleck and Drunk Thor's love child, but without the "talent" or "enthusiasm" (and I'm a fan of Drunk Thor). Where did they get the costuming for that guy? And did the director tell the actor, "Hey- just go in there and do stuff..."? After that I just gave up. Sadly, I feel as if I have spent more time and consideration on this review than the writers spent on the script. Perhaps if I had seen a 4.5 out of 10 stars rating on this movie, I would have not been so ridiculously disappointed.
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