The Witcher: The Art of the Illusion (2023)
Season 3, Episode 5
6/10
Don't you do it...they did it...gay
6 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Ok. This is a mid season review. 5 episodes.. 1 review. I thought Henry Cavil was done with the witcher. Glad to see he is still on board. So after watching the recap i remembered how boring the last season was and how pointless it all was.

This season is actually not bad. Not great but not bad. It feels a little bit more like the witcher. Except for the Bard. WTF. Why does he look like that, why is he wearing female goth makeup...you dont think...oh good he is sleeping with a woman, thank god.... But then later...Dont you do it. Dont you dare do it. I mean just because there is a gay character interested in him does not mean he is going to be gay right? Oh good he is still interested in woman can i stop worrying now

Then they went and did it. You..mother...duckers....you putrid vile. AAHAHAHAHAHHAH..

Moving on..actually no. That movie about the bard learning the witchers past...that was so awesome. Then we get this..

Ok moving on for real. /// They open the episode saying what a perfect night. Jeez..i wonder whats going to happen. They say perfect night perfect night what a perfect night. And then show the same events over and over and over again. Lame..

So its better than last season..a lot better..but they made bard gay and drag out that 5th episode into an hour when we got the who gist of it in 5 minutes.
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