3/10
Literal insanity
16 May 2023
I believe it was Nikola Tesla who said "insanity is doing one thing over and over expecting a different result, and this movie feels exactly like that, but somehow worse. Every attempt at humor was unpolished and the environments weren't lush and organic like I was TOLD they were. The character design is on par with the average Crash Team Racing ripoff, like Mario Kart, perchance."

I think The Nostalgia Critic once said "The villain feels like something out of a 70's Hanna-Barbera show, him always twisting his spindly johnny looking moustache. The supporting characters are all bland like sour grapes in my gaping maw, they aren't even that good!"

Freddy Fazbear probably said "This film is a pile of sheer icy disappointment, I don't recommend you watch unless you have a good glass of sour grape juice, Keep it up baby!"

1 out of 10, do not.
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