Review of Baphomet

Baphomet (2021)
1/10
barely passable as a bad tv movie
29 March 2023
It's truly hard to imagine the mind that would not only write such entry-level dreck, but would also fund such an endeavor. Then there is the directing! Oh my, that's childish beyond belief! My High School broadcasting class did far better.

But, how could I not mention the actors? I can call them actors, despite the lack of "acting" in this film. Truly abysmal.

It's like someone took an old Don Martin gag panel from Mad Magazine, got loaded and hallucinated it to be a script to a horror film. Everyone working on this film must have been duped by someone; so who was it? Or, were they all experiencing mass hysteria? Were they all mad?

If I've learned anything with this film, it's that sooner or later I need to stop watching these bottom of the barrel crapfests and stick to the classics. Somehow I doubt that will happen. Sigh.
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