The chubby little girl is not scary as she fumbles her way through an abysmal plot with dialog your average 5th grader could best playing make-believe in the backyard.
The hero is little better as all the pretty girls had better jobs at the local Dairy Queen where they wouldn't be seen in this train wreck. She delivers her lines with all the enthusiasm of one who is only there to collect a check because even her dim poodle head can figure out this movie blows.
The musical score at times is mundane and forgettable, while at other times it soars to the heights of a cat licking himself while spread out on the piano keys.
It took 35+ minutes to deliver its first attempt at a telegraphed jump scare.
The OG CotC film was disturbing, where the only horror here is in realizing all the better things you could have been doing while this droned on.
The hero is little better as all the pretty girls had better jobs at the local Dairy Queen where they wouldn't be seen in this train wreck. She delivers her lines with all the enthusiasm of one who is only there to collect a check because even her dim poodle head can figure out this movie blows.
The musical score at times is mundane and forgettable, while at other times it soars to the heights of a cat licking himself while spread out on the piano keys.
It took 35+ minutes to deliver its first attempt at a telegraphed jump scare.
The OG CotC film was disturbing, where the only horror here is in realizing all the better things you could have been doing while this droned on.