Red Water (2021)
1/10
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11 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This movie proves america hasn't cornered the market on terrible,bad acted trash movies. There was literally so much trashy garbage,badly acted plotholes in this movie that if it were cheese it would be rotten swiss. AWFUL dialogue. Check. TERRIBLE green screen effects for the ENTIRE movie. Check. TOUCHING /HANGING ON that little boat deck lip thing,but not actually PULLING YOURSELF ONTO THE BOAT!! Check. Swim AWAY from the boat you are TOUCHING to another boat many,many yards away. Check. Dead girlfriend/sister. Check. ZERO mourning of dead sister/girlfriend. NONE. In fact,boyfriend gets UPSET that girlfriend was a bad girlfriend. Lady boss/new girlfriend is injured,in the water,but Dr sister tells her that if she just stays still,shark will not detect her. That is LITERALLY NOT how sharks work. A mole,maybe,but NOT a shark! ZERO urgency to get out of water when swimming from destroyed wooden boat to buoy,like there isn't a killer shark swimming around awaiting dinner. Weak noodle arms barely even trying to assist lady boss girlfriend onto buoy. Lady boss girlfriend dies. Duh. Buoy is SUPPOSED to have supplies-- has LITERALLY a half a bottle of water,yet a 5 gallon Jerry can of gasoline. Also,Dr sister holds a bottle of water like a psychopath. Dead of night,another yacht is spotted by lobe survivor Dr sister. First flare goes up,and PLUNKS INTO THE WATER. Second flare goes up, and no response from yacht. IT'S A RED FLARE,AT NIGHT,ON THE HIGH SEAS. HOW could they have missed it!?! Also Somehow there was an empty boat,a buoy,AND a GIANT ROCK all in the same tiny section of ocean. Acting is atrocious, dubbing is even worse. I hate this movie so much. Please spare yourself.
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