My first time visiting the British Film Institute, looking forward to the promise of beautiful Cornish scenery, I knew within minutes I would be disappointed.
Disappointed was the apex, it went downhill from there. The film didn't have a narrative - or plot - so neither will my review. Here are the 'clues' 1970s grainy film 'style' Plastic prop flowers Woman with no taste in music starts generator Woman makes lists Woman runs out of tea Generator runs out of petrol Stereotypical Cornish visions Monolith knocks on door Red coat, yellow coat The end.
Probably the worst film I've ever seen - save your sanity and watch a kettle boil instead. Oh wait, that's in the film too.
Disappointed was the apex, it went downhill from there. The film didn't have a narrative - or plot - so neither will my review. Here are the 'clues' 1970s grainy film 'style' Plastic prop flowers Woman with no taste in music starts generator Woman makes lists Woman runs out of tea Generator runs out of petrol Stereotypical Cornish visions Monolith knocks on door Red coat, yellow coat The end.
Probably the worst film I've ever seen - save your sanity and watch a kettle boil instead. Oh wait, that's in the film too.