A gangster is torched until he looks like Freddy Kruger while a dork who looks like Lloyd Christmas but even nerdier jumps out a window. He survives and gets a doctor who looks like the chick from Flashdance and who cares more about him than any doctor ever cared for a patient in real life.
The gangster's ghost decides to use this loser to get revenge on the guys who killed him and has a guy stuck inside a pig carcass and sliced in half. A mechanic who looks like Quentin Tarantino gets his hand cut off by a blowtorch etc. The nerdy guy gets superpowers and his eyes turn green like the Hulk when he's killing people. He also has the power to give people nosebleeds for some reason. Halfway through the fat dude from Gremlins shows up. He must've been short of cash that week.
There is a cool scene in an art gallery with the chick who played Papi's daughter on Seinfeld. For some reason chicks find this guy irresistible. In fact everybody loves this pumpkin pie haircutted freak and cries like babies when he dies. As if.
The gangster's ghost decides to use this loser to get revenge on the guys who killed him and has a guy stuck inside a pig carcass and sliced in half. A mechanic who looks like Quentin Tarantino gets his hand cut off by a blowtorch etc. The nerdy guy gets superpowers and his eyes turn green like the Hulk when he's killing people. He also has the power to give people nosebleeds for some reason. Halfway through the fat dude from Gremlins shows up. He must've been short of cash that week.
There is a cool scene in an art gallery with the chick who played Papi's daughter on Seinfeld. For some reason chicks find this guy irresistible. In fact everybody loves this pumpkin pie haircutted freak and cries like babies when he dies. As if.