Croc! (2022)
5/10
UK Croc
4 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Lisa is getting excited for her wedding, gathering her friends and family for the big day. There are uninvited guests, however: a nest of hungry crocodiles that have no problem crashing her dream day.

Directed and written by Paul W. Franklin, this movie has one great scene where a wedding guest and the priest have a long discussion on why God would allow crocodiles to rampage in the British countryside and kill good people. This is soon followed by the vicar being gorily devoured by said crocs within seconds.

This all could have been avoided if Lisa's husband-to-be, Charlie, had just told everyone that watched these reptiles chow down on a bridesmaid named Georgia. Of course, he was just inside her, so maybe he wants to keep things a secret.

Luckily, Lisa's dad is a wildlife expert and he's passed his skills down to her.

This movie is ridiculous and I mean that in a nice way. There are just times that you want to watch crocodiles chomp down on the entire wedding party and this delivers exactly that. Man, everyone is losing the deposit on their tux rentals.

Of course the bride fights in her wedding dress.
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