Ok, this show wants to be a "country" Empire, but it starts when Empire was really bad in the last few seasons.
Even the characters try and be the same.
We have 3 kids One gay(of course she marries up and looks like that is ending well).
One uber-hot business exec(who btw did a homoerotic scene with the artist he was trying to sign a record deal with but I guess he is straight? You whiffed on that). (Trace and Susan didn't produce that FYI)
One with baggage and an annoying husband(like why is he British?) Oh and she is omniscient!
Don't worry foreshadowing is showing us there may be an extra child......
TIME HOPPING: JUST STOP, PLEASE. I assume writers are so bad that they write the story and then in middle are like "I want to add this, let's just time hop instead of develop a backstory!" You can do a backstory but stop telling me 3 months ago!
Also it seems anyone can just drive up to their house, I mean no security or what? Oh and they are like the country music superstar family but shockingly they are in Texas and not Nashville?
The Dad has anger problems and it seems like nobody cares.
And it seems there has been a murder and the body is buried like 15 deep in a hole in the woods but just think in minutes the body has been taken from this amazing grave(anyone ever tried to dig in Central dry Texas?) and now we are moving on to the next melodrama! Just think only 3 episodes in!
Can't wait to see how bad it gets next week.
Even the characters try and be the same.
We have 3 kids One gay(of course she marries up and looks like that is ending well).
One uber-hot business exec(who btw did a homoerotic scene with the artist he was trying to sign a record deal with but I guess he is straight? You whiffed on that). (Trace and Susan didn't produce that FYI)
One with baggage and an annoying husband(like why is he British?) Oh and she is omniscient!
Don't worry foreshadowing is showing us there may be an extra child......
TIME HOPPING: JUST STOP, PLEASE. I assume writers are so bad that they write the story and then in middle are like "I want to add this, let's just time hop instead of develop a backstory!" You can do a backstory but stop telling me 3 months ago!
Also it seems anyone can just drive up to their house, I mean no security or what? Oh and they are like the country music superstar family but shockingly they are in Texas and not Nashville?
The Dad has anger problems and it seems like nobody cares.
And it seems there has been a murder and the body is buried like 15 deep in a hole in the woods but just think in minutes the body has been taken from this amazing grave(anyone ever tried to dig in Central dry Texas?) and now we are moving on to the next melodrama! Just think only 3 episodes in!
Can't wait to see how bad it gets next week.