If it hadn't of been for a couple of way more entertaining movie reviews on this, i wouldn't have known this movie's existence. This is like star wars and star trek's deformed child that they abandoned at some orphanage.
Everything is god awful. Usually even bad movies have at least one redeeming quality about it, but this has none. The only thing it helps with is helping people with insomnia fall asleep. You can barely hear the actors voice for one. And let's not talk about the acting, wow! If it's one thing that did get right is that if they wanted 2 of the most boring, flat and non-charismatic people for their male/ female lead roles, they found the perfect ones. The guy looked like some 1950's outcast while the lady acted like that was first time out in the real world.
The editing is atrocious. Matter fact, scratch that. It wasn't any editing at all. If you're the type of person that needs to see everything in a scene, this is the movie for you. The epic "orange juice" scene was just the beginning of what was yet to come. Dont let me get started on the "special effects". Dang near the whole movie is shot on green screen & stock photos. I felt like a youtuber could have came up with better content than this. & the "dinosaur" part....well yeah.
Anyways the only thing that you can only wish from this movie is the time you wasted that you took when watching it. Too bad we don't have time machines for that. It does serve as nice ASMR though.
Everything is god awful. Usually even bad movies have at least one redeeming quality about it, but this has none. The only thing it helps with is helping people with insomnia fall asleep. You can barely hear the actors voice for one. And let's not talk about the acting, wow! If it's one thing that did get right is that if they wanted 2 of the most boring, flat and non-charismatic people for their male/ female lead roles, they found the perfect ones. The guy looked like some 1950's outcast while the lady acted like that was first time out in the real world.
The editing is atrocious. Matter fact, scratch that. It wasn't any editing at all. If you're the type of person that needs to see everything in a scene, this is the movie for you. The epic "orange juice" scene was just the beginning of what was yet to come. Dont let me get started on the "special effects". Dang near the whole movie is shot on green screen & stock photos. I felt like a youtuber could have came up with better content than this. & the "dinosaur" part....well yeah.
Anyways the only thing that you can only wish from this movie is the time you wasted that you took when watching it. Too bad we don't have time machines for that. It does serve as nice ASMR though.