'Great Soldiers?' Great Scott, I thought it was called 'Operation Delta Force?' Sounds like a Chuck Norris movie.
Movie starts out with some Universal Soldiers dropping into a high-rise complex and pea shooting their way around with some paintballs and no blood shed in a running drill exercise only.
One scene depicts them shooting the enemy and you can clearly see the public in the background rubbernecking and being ushered away by security.
I don't really feel like watching this tonight as I'm not in a 'Rambo' mood and this is definitely a gung-ho movie with lots of senseless war action.
Is this a PM movie?
The baddy in this, who sports a ponytail and reminds me of a 90's boyband singer, can't be taken seriously. He's too much of a pretty boy. (Can't remember the name of the song! But it went like this, "If you're feeling all right, say right, if you're feeling real good say good...I got it, I got it, I got it going on." There were 3 of them in the band?)
Movie's similar to 'The Rock.' Instead of nuclear warhead chips it's some cough syrup medicine vials that can eliminate Hay fever and cold shivers.
You can see that 'The Lawnmower Man' used some Just For Men in his role for this movie. He's got my uncles hair. (It's a midlife crisis thing.)
Is that Patsy Kensit from 'Lethal Weapon 2?' She's got that squeaky South Australian accent and looks like a boy. In fact, she looks like Brandon from 'Boys Don't Cry.' Tension brews between The Lawnmower Man and the guy from 'The Crow.' There's distrust between them but it's resolved by movies end. (It's an alpha male thing because of Patsy Kensit and her squeaky-clean ways and pheromones.)
A silly train scene ensues with a lot of back & forth pea shooter gunfire action, which I'm not buying. I mean, all these explosions and buildings blowing up, seriously? Does anyone buy that anymore? It's so yesterday. It's a wonder they didn't film that car stunt scene where they drive up a ramp and turn it on its side on two wheels before crashing.
And I swear in these types of movies that when the baddies get shot that they just recycle them to have a second stab at dying in another scene. They're like that Nintendo game 'Kung-Fu' and just keep coming after being killed.
How smart are these special forces movie grunts? They didn't secure the train then before the baddies escaped down a mine shaft and here's this bozo now using a rocket launcher down there. That's clever.
Have you noticed these people haven't eaten, went to the toilet, or slept once in this movie?
I love how either a boat, or a car, is conveniently waiting for all parties involved when escaping. They're just there and magically appear fully fueled, keys in the ignition. Brilliant.
That Just For Men hair coloring, really highlights a different shade of brown and comes across as auburn red while out in the sun.
Have you noticed anything? Their guns have unlimited bullets and never require reloading. It's like a video game where you enter a cheat code for invincibility mode.
The Lawnmower Man has the same eyes as that lady Meg Foster from 'Blind Fury.'
The Universal Navy Soldiers become infected with Ebola and have to go after the pretty boy with the ponytail, who possesses the cough syrup antidote. It's easily obtained and everyone rejoices that a mixture of happy juice, containing electrolytes and alcohol, cures a handful of peasant farmers at the end.
Mission accomplished.
Movie starts out with some Universal Soldiers dropping into a high-rise complex and pea shooting their way around with some paintballs and no blood shed in a running drill exercise only.
One scene depicts them shooting the enemy and you can clearly see the public in the background rubbernecking and being ushered away by security.
I don't really feel like watching this tonight as I'm not in a 'Rambo' mood and this is definitely a gung-ho movie with lots of senseless war action.
Is this a PM movie?
The baddy in this, who sports a ponytail and reminds me of a 90's boyband singer, can't be taken seriously. He's too much of a pretty boy. (Can't remember the name of the song! But it went like this, "If you're feeling all right, say right, if you're feeling real good say good...I got it, I got it, I got it going on." There were 3 of them in the band?)
Movie's similar to 'The Rock.' Instead of nuclear warhead chips it's some cough syrup medicine vials that can eliminate Hay fever and cold shivers.
You can see that 'The Lawnmower Man' used some Just For Men in his role for this movie. He's got my uncles hair. (It's a midlife crisis thing.)
Is that Patsy Kensit from 'Lethal Weapon 2?' She's got that squeaky South Australian accent and looks like a boy. In fact, she looks like Brandon from 'Boys Don't Cry.' Tension brews between The Lawnmower Man and the guy from 'The Crow.' There's distrust between them but it's resolved by movies end. (It's an alpha male thing because of Patsy Kensit and her squeaky-clean ways and pheromones.)
A silly train scene ensues with a lot of back & forth pea shooter gunfire action, which I'm not buying. I mean, all these explosions and buildings blowing up, seriously? Does anyone buy that anymore? It's so yesterday. It's a wonder they didn't film that car stunt scene where they drive up a ramp and turn it on its side on two wheels before crashing.
And I swear in these types of movies that when the baddies get shot that they just recycle them to have a second stab at dying in another scene. They're like that Nintendo game 'Kung-Fu' and just keep coming after being killed.
How smart are these special forces movie grunts? They didn't secure the train then before the baddies escaped down a mine shaft and here's this bozo now using a rocket launcher down there. That's clever.
Have you noticed these people haven't eaten, went to the toilet, or slept once in this movie?
I love how either a boat, or a car, is conveniently waiting for all parties involved when escaping. They're just there and magically appear fully fueled, keys in the ignition. Brilliant.
That Just For Men hair coloring, really highlights a different shade of brown and comes across as auburn red while out in the sun.
Have you noticed anything? Their guns have unlimited bullets and never require reloading. It's like a video game where you enter a cheat code for invincibility mode.
The Lawnmower Man has the same eyes as that lady Meg Foster from 'Blind Fury.'
The Universal Navy Soldiers become infected with Ebola and have to go after the pretty boy with the ponytail, who possesses the cough syrup antidote. It's easily obtained and everyone rejoices that a mixture of happy juice, containing electrolytes and alcohol, cures a handful of peasant farmers at the end.
Mission accomplished.