pixrox1 Review of Don's Fountain of Youth

Don's Fountain of Youth (1953)

This original blueprint for Dizzy World confirms . . .

[8/10 · 17 June 2022]

. . . what all free-thinking rational independents have suspected all along: The main theme of this so-called "amusement park" revolves around feeding defenseless young tykes to giant reptiles. Though everyone remembers one highly publicized such Real Life incident of infant ingestion, no one can say with any authority how many other episodes of urchin munching have been covered up by buying off bereaved parents. This is due to the fact that until recently Dizzy was the law of its land, answerable only to itself. However, it's likely that someone screened DON'S FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH--in which a gator gobbles down Don Duck--for Florida's current hero governor this spring, since he immediately revoked Dizzy's dictatorial powers, and essentially banned them from doing any further business in the Sunshine State.