-Dinousaurs that only survived in warm climates can apparently thrive in cold winter climates
-Between the time-span of the last movie several dinousaurs have quickly evolved into partial birds
-You can effectively lasso an 8000lb Parasaurolophous on horseback
-Velociraptors can get perfect traction running uphill in the snow
-Velociraptors will chase you on a motorcycle at 50mph for several miles without tiring or considering going after the many pedestrians on foot along the way
-Baryonyx; a dinosaur most paleontologists conclude hunted fish with it's long arms will devour a grown man
-The "Bird Raptor" dinosaur can swim 50mph underwater and has perfect vision for hunting underwater even though it probably couldn't swim at all
-A system put in place specifically to extinguish all of your contained giant locusts only serves to make them escape and continue to live on fire as long as it looks cool for the audience and is convenient to the "plot"
-Mosasaurus a giant predatory aquatic reptile is affectionate towards whales instead of eating them when it serves the "feel good" ending
-Instead of doing proper fan service to the series, completely abandon the Jurassic Park universe and instead copy Star Wars, The Bourne Identity, Mission Impossible and X-Files then throw dinosaurs in there for good measure!
-Between the time-span of the last movie several dinousaurs have quickly evolved into partial birds
-You can effectively lasso an 8000lb Parasaurolophous on horseback
-Velociraptors can get perfect traction running uphill in the snow
-Velociraptors will chase you on a motorcycle at 50mph for several miles without tiring or considering going after the many pedestrians on foot along the way
-Baryonyx; a dinosaur most paleontologists conclude hunted fish with it's long arms will devour a grown man
-The "Bird Raptor" dinosaur can swim 50mph underwater and has perfect vision for hunting underwater even though it probably couldn't swim at all
-A system put in place specifically to extinguish all of your contained giant locusts only serves to make them escape and continue to live on fire as long as it looks cool for the audience and is convenient to the "plot"
-Mosasaurus a giant predatory aquatic reptile is affectionate towards whales instead of eating them when it serves the "feel good" ending
-Instead of doing proper fan service to the series, completely abandon the Jurassic Park universe and instead copy Star Wars, The Bourne Identity, Mission Impossible and X-Files then throw dinosaurs in there for good measure!