Review of Blades

Blades (1988)
1/10
Total waste of time
3 June 2022
They were apparently going for a mash up of Jaws and Caddyshack but forgot to include anything worth watching. The humor is sophomoric (and not in a good way), the kills are few and far between and mostly happen off screen, and there isn't a single naked chick in sight. Even Jaws and Caddyshack had nudity.

They should have amped up the gore and thrown in several nude women like the Piranha remake did. For example: have the girl in the opening strip off her clothes and go skinny dipping in the golf course lake as an homage to the opening of Jaws. Then she gets killed by the mower in a bloody fashion when she steps of of the water. Instead, all we get are two fully dressed people kissing and then the camera cuts away when the mower attacks them.

Why would anyone watch this clunker? I wish I hadn't. You should avoid it too. Watch Jaws, Caddyshack, and Piranha instead.
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