This is actually the Kid Leia Story...and Scooby Doo. Watch her "dire" chase scenes as she runs slower and more unbalanced than Ewoks...while all the adults half-heartedly attempt to stop her. It's sorta like playing a game of Tag with a toddler, you can't let it end too soon....because stuff.
Listen to her blather on in Sorkin-esque unbelievable dialogue, and leap to goofy conclusions the next.
Watch 3rd Sister pout around the scenes, and have one of the silliest, most disjointed "action" scenes. Just take an elevator next time, and use your Jedi-location skill. It would actually be cooler and make more sense.
Ugh, I feel bad for Ewan McGregor...until it occurs to me how much Disney $$$ he's probably getting for this mess.
The only people seeming to earn their paychecks are the CGI, monster, and visuals folks.
Listen to her blather on in Sorkin-esque unbelievable dialogue, and leap to goofy conclusions the next.
Watch 3rd Sister pout around the scenes, and have one of the silliest, most disjointed "action" scenes. Just take an elevator next time, and use your Jedi-location skill. It would actually be cooler and make more sense.
Ugh, I feel bad for Ewan McGregor...until it occurs to me how much Disney $$$ he's probably getting for this mess.
The only people seeming to earn their paychecks are the CGI, monster, and visuals folks.