Hannity in a bored monotone: "Local authorities have dispersed a crowd of Christian citizens who confronted a couple and two children who were beaten, hung doused with a flammable liquid and set afire. Witnesses said there was lingering speculation, doubt of the families faith in God and Country for months that was exasperated by the couples refusal to participate in Sunday church services. One witness exclaimed he was suspicious the family never attended any Gun Day target practice. Chief of Police Smith vowed to investigate allegations of the wife aborting a week young fetus. Now on to the weather.. haha..I'm in a comfortable 65 degrees studio but you aren't, haha..!"
