Dear Lord, this was two and a half hours of sheer hell!
Honestly, go and clean the oven or something more entertaining than watching this film.
- Terrible script
- Feels incredibly dated (looks like it could have been made in the late 90s, and not in a kitsch way)
- Gratuitous sexual violence
- Awful acting
- You don't actually like ANY of the characters, so are not emotionally invested in any part of the storyline
- Creepy, gross protagonist
- Spoof-esque dramatic music
- Terrible special effects
Honestly, go and clean the oven or something more entertaining than watching this film.