I basically watched this to see delightful Eva Gabor and gorgeous Carroll Baker. That was fun but they are only onscreen a few minutes. What we are left with is nearly two hours of THE TAN (with clumpy mascara, no less). I cannot think of one film George Hamilton was good in. I always thought of him as a greazier, poor man's Warren Beatty. I'm sure every A list actor passed on this boring script, so they made it with Hamilton.
I love 1960s movies and I can usually find something to enjoy about them. Not this one. It doesn't even have a single camp moment.
I love 1960s movies and I can usually find something to enjoy about them. Not this one. It doesn't even have a single camp moment.