The writer/director is one of the most unattractive leading men on film I've ever seen. And he cast Elle Macpherson just so he could stick his tongue down her throat 100x... and we have to witness it. There's no charm, no charisma, and definitely no comedy in this movie. Didn't care about the leading characters at all, didn't care if they jumped to their deaths or not (in fact I actually hoped they would.) The lingering thought of Eric Schaffer's nasty tongue continually going in and out of Elle Macpherson's mouth has been a 25 year old nightmare for me, and it pops in my head once in awhile just to make me nauseous. I wish I could erase this entire movie and scrape it all from my mind, but all I could do is make sure no one else sees this steaming pile of crap.
Review of If Lucy Fell
