Incredibly, the opening aerial panning shot bolstered my expectations that this might get off the ratings floor. But the CG (well a computer must have been involved) doesn't reach the level being achieved on mobile phones these days and the performers appear to have been told to be abysmal. It's a laugh only I'm afraid, and by laugh I mean you'll turn it off unless you're on a cheeseball mission or very drunk. Epically bad. Rated 2 because 1 is reserved for the home video garbage.
Review of Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse
