Review of Megalodon

Megalodon (2018 TV Movie)
1/10
Worst movie you will EVER see
3 July 2021
Arguably the worst movie you've ever seen.

1) Admiral wearing Lieutenant bars 2) Admiral has long hair past his shoulders and moppy hair hanging over his ears.

3) Ship is rusty all over 4) The ship is a model floating in a pool 5) They didn't have M16's or M4s so they used AR style water guns / air guns 6) Since the guns don't fire; they color in fake muzzle blasts with orange paint and make fake "pew pew pew" sounds 7) Ship's cook was this morbidly obese guy in overalls 8) They never call for assistance, have no support ships, and are alone in the middle of the ocean during the cold war.

9) The 20mm canon is rusty, and he aims it in the sky but the splashes for the projectiles landing in the ocean happen BEFORE he fires and is maybe 50 yards from the ship 10) At one point the model they use for the ship looks like the USS Cyclops, which was lost in the Bermuda Triangle at the end of WW I.

11) Every now and then you'll catch a museum sign bolted to the side of the ship.

12) The portal the submersible uses to connect to the Russian submarine is actually the handle of what appears to be a piece of band equipment.

WARNING: This is literally the worst acting you will EVER see in a movie.
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