Mercenary for Justice (2006 Video)
5/10
From fairly good to hilarious to...ok
21 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The first 30 minutes were not bad at all. The guy playing Chapel was over acting, Maxine was good, Seagal was Seagal, and the blue eyed Eastwood wannabe was ok. BUT, whomever decided to put "poophole" in the dialogue should win an award. I haven't laughed that hard lately. Assassin comes at Seagal in the bathroom and calls him a "poophole" just before the inevitable Seagal gun removal maneuver. It was so out of nowhere I had to rewind and watch it thrice. You gotta be in a goofy mood and not looking to think much, but there's always a place for some B movies. There wouldn't be A's without B's! OK, maybe that's not true, but this movie was OK. Pretty good storyline and trickery going on.
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