cricket30 Review of Chariots of Fur

Chariots of Fur (1994)

Not only does Wile E. Coyote resort to an Acme Co. giant mouse trap . . .

[7/10 · 8 April 2021]

. . . but he also whips out an Acme Instant Road kit, an Acme cactus costume and some Acme Lightning Bolts during another bird-less roadrunner hunt pictured in CHARIOTS OF FUR. Of course, the moment for which the world's been waiting is that in which Mr. Coyote unpackages his Acme Military Style Assault Weapon. Many recent reports about M. S. A.'s in the news have proven that you do not need to be Billy the Kid (or even Elmer Fudd) to bag the goods with such a semi-automatic shooting iron. Certainly a firearm arm that sprays faster than Annie Oakley can aim likely would change Wile's hunting outcomes, and end his decades-long frustration. Therefore, CHARIOTS OF FUR should serve to remind viewers to support their local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).