I've spent much of 2020 indoors, living remotely through the pandemic. I've found myself with more free time than ever, and in that time, I subscribed to Lifetime Movie Club, which is where I saw this movie. I've watched about 30 or 40 Lifetime movies by now, and this has easily been the second worst one (behind the one where a fashion designer solves a murder - even the U.S. government would consider making someone watch that movie to be too inhumane for Guantanamo Bay). I was never a Full House fan - I tried to watch it once, but it was too cheesy (in a different way from Lifetime movies) for my taste. I don't really know how Bob Sagat speaks, but the actor portraying him in this movie had the most annoying and contrived way of delivering his lines. All of the actors do this in a way in the film, but that's likely due to the poor script (even by made-for-TV movie standards). Not even Brando could make some of these lines sound believable. All-and-all, it made for what was essentially a seemingly endless stream of the cringiest Family Guy jokes imaginable.
Acting: F Script: F- Direction: The other two were so bad, I didn't even notice.
Overall: Trash.
It's so bad that I only made it 50 minutes into the movie before being galvanized into writing this. I still have it paused on my TV as I write this. This is hate watching in its purest form.
P.S. If you're wondering what the spoiler is, it's that it sucks to the nth degree.
Acting: F Script: F- Direction: The other two were so bad, I didn't even notice.
Overall: Trash.
It's so bad that I only made it 50 minutes into the movie before being galvanized into writing this. I still have it paused on my TV as I write this. This is hate watching in its purest form.
P.S. If you're wondering what the spoiler is, it's that it sucks to the nth degree.