xletsgetbrootal Review of History of Horror

History of Horror (2018–2021)

Should be called "Eli Roth begs you to watch his own movies"

[6/10 · 15 November 2020]

I don't think the show has more to do with horror then it does Eli Roth begging people to watch his films he will show someone sitting in a chair and be like "watch as I pay tribute to this legendary horror scene by also having my actor sit in a chair in my 2007 film by Universal Studios please watch it no one likes me help" every time he gets the chance to talk on other documentaries about horror he can't go five words without bringing up his own films which no one really cares about none of them were very good also they take movies that I've been out for less than two years and talk about them beginning to end and talk about the turning points you are now the part in hereditary you all know the part in Midsommar so why are they talking about that part for the few people that may have not actually seen it yet of course I've already seen these movies so I was just a little upset that people aren't going to have the same chance to see the twist as me it was a really stupid move on his part to start bringing up the beheading in hereditary when it's such a brand new movie that's still making its way to audiences that aren't in the horror genre and now they're going to know the twist already because of this idiot it's not Friday the 13th it hasn't been out for 60 years leave it alone and let people enjoy it first quit begging people to watch hostel quit begging people to watch the green inferno every time he brings up a movie I can already tell which one of his films he's gonna beg you to watch because you happen to like the wicker man or you happen to like Jaws suddenly you're going to enjoy hostile or the green inferno as if they were steaming pieces of turds Basically I'm here to say that this man takes an hour every week to talk about how great he thinks he is if I wanted that type of entertainment I would probably go to church on Sundays which I'm sure he will start his own church eventually so people can worship his bleak boring films while he overexplained movies front the back spoon feeding them to you like you haven't seen them every Halloween spoon feeding them to you like you don't know how to watch a film I love horror documentaries I've watched them all I watch 100 scariest movie moments every year which is a little disappointing too but I just finished a new episode tonight and after watching about nine episodes of the show I just can't do it anymore this guy really blows me it truly needs a host who doesn't have his own films and his own business To promote throughout the whole show