Oh god. Everything about this movie is terrible. Acting felt like two corpses with people dubbing over them. Effects... are non existent. The plot is: Guy finds time machine at yard sale (hey look it's the title!) goes into the future, finds a slave, who looks like a nun...and then they just travel from pointless scene to pointless scene. For 90 minutes. Theres no rhyme or reason to anything anyone does and the last scene is the guy asking the girl for a sandwich. This movie doesn't even fall into the 'So Bad Its Good ' category, home of your Neil Breen's and Tommy Wiseaus of the industry. This is just torture.