Review of Negative

Negative (I) (2017)
2/10
Unskillful, amateurish, inept movie.
26 August 2020
Well. What did I just watch ? I'm not sure if I can find words to describe this train wreck.

So, a ramdom dude takes a photo of a random woman in a park. All the mess starts there.

The same woman knocks on the dude' door because...of convenient script. Minutes later, two people (killers) are coming to the dude's door too because of... convenient script.

No action there. Woman and dude take a car and drive away. Still nothing happens.

Half the movie, they finally met an old friend of the woman because of... convenient script.

A few stupid and useless speaking about food or dogs starts there. What's the point ? Guess it's because amateurish script.

There starts a fight between the woman and her "friend". What the what ? The man is way more muscular than her : check their arms o_O The photograph takes a little punch in the face and get instantly knocked out : but the woman can take 3 punches in the face, but no problem at all. Easy peasy because of... convenient script.

Then (because the mess isn't over yet), the two "killers" comes. They are smarter than James Bond, so they park their car in front of the entrance door, because of...convenient script.

The woman gets a plan : we run into the desert, and turn a flashlight on. This way, we will lure the baddies to an empty space. Wait. Seriously, it's your plan ?!? Finally, the photographer shoots the bad lady, because of...convenient script. The woman kills the bad guy who is telling her a few nonsense lines.

OMG. Now, they're safe, and they split. The end.
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