Possible "spoilers" ahead. I don't believe so, but Just in case...
The only reason I rated this travesty a single star is that it is not possible to award the zero stars it deserves! The written premise draws the viewer in with the promise of a scary good time between old friends. What the viewer receives instead for their 90 minute sacrifice of breathing time is a poorly-acted, patently obvious plot played out by truly unlikeable characters. Let me rephrase that: the idea for the story was patently obvious. The plot itself made no sense whatsoever. How anyone could term this a horror-comedy or parody is ludicrous to me. What part, exactly, were we supposed to find funny? The feeble matriarch with Alzheimer's as she screams obscenities at the ceiling? Or the Chinese food delivery In the middle of the night in the middle of the woods, in the middle of a rainstorm? Watch at your own risk. It does appear that more than a handful of reviewers did like the movie, so I would wager that you have about a 30% shot at an acceptable evening if this film is on your docket.
Review of 30 Miles from Nowhere
